rabbitofsnow-deactivated2016060:
""Ok,ok, so -hypothetically- what if I got you a tiger? A real one?" Shields the closet entrance with her back, and deary me was that a rumble from it? She sneaks through a crack, hiding for only a second to toss it open and toss a misformed tiger(?) plush (?) "Maybe it's not that good because it's my first time, but it's pretty good for my first time right?! Happy Birthday you fool! I also brought chocolate cake just in case you wanted it.""

“Hold on, don’t tell me you—!”

     He dodged out of the way when the item came flying his way, and he whipped his head around to shoot a wary glare at it as it sat intimidatingly upon his bed. Taking a moment to let what it was to sink in, his shoulders relaxed as he turned back to her.

     ”—Eh, thanks. Let’s… go downstairs.”